Two other unrelated toilet paper issues:
1. I didn't realize how much I used until I started working from home, then stopped working, and didn't pee on other people's time or in office bathrooms. I think I use more toilet paper than my sister's entire family - we can split a huge Costco 128 roll pack, and run out at the same time. Maybe I use the bathroom more now that it is just ten steps away from my office, my bedroom and kitchen? I miss going to the bathroom while at work, getting paid for it, it was a small guilty pleasure that has been taken away from me.
2. I have never understood homeowners in million dollar houses, who spend $50 on a bottle of balsamic vinegar, and have the one-ply Scott tissue in their guest bathroom. Seriously, it is the small pleasures that make life worth living - get the two ply Cottonelle with the aloe - it will change your life!
Sorry if I ruined your breakfast.